Tinder Carpet Puns

Using someone s name is a doorway into their world here s another name joke to grab her attention.

Tinder carpet puns.

While puns might not be everyone s cup of tea they ll certainly make you more memorable than most. If you have any experience at all with the massively. On tuesday an imgur user uploaded a series of screenshots documenting the pun derful exchange between clive the carpet and the tinder match of his dreams. My tinder bio says that i have a corner office with views of the entire city drive a 500 000 vehicle and that i m paid to travel.

This girl i met on tinder had a tattoo of a seashell on her innerthigh. Sorry javascript is disabled in order to use tinder on the web please enable javascript in your browser settings. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. A tinder conversation held entirely through carpet based puns you may laugh you may groan but most of all you ll admire the dedication to carpet based punnery this couple has during their conversation on tinder.

With 43 billion matches to date tinder is the world s most popular dating app making it the place to meet new people. Clive is just your average joe looking. If you put your ear against it and listened closely you could smell the sea. Name puns are slightly overused but that s only because they work quite well on tinder.

This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. 30 tinder pick up puns that are so bad you can t help but laugh by mandy kennedy. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. A tinder user created a profile for a carpet called clive listing his likes as vacuuming and shampooing and his dislikes as red wine and dirty shoes let the punning.

Wading into the deep and dark waters of tinder takes courage and strength but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of matches a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick up lines known to humankind awaits you there.